Head towards the Scumm Bar.
Talk to the Important-Looking Pirates about wanting to become a pirate.
Attempt to enter the kitchen door - you'll be refused entry by the cook. Stand by the fireplace.
When the cook leaves the kitchen and the screen, enter. Pick up hunk of meat and pot.
Go outside where you'll see a gull.
Stepping on the loose plank will disturb the gull.
Stepping on the plank three or four times will keep the gull at bay long enough so that you
can
pick up the fish.
Go to the clearing where you'll find a circus tent -
go inside. Interrupt the two men and volunteer to be shot out of their cannon, using the pot as
a helmet.
You'll receive 478 pieces of eight.
Go to the store and buy the shovel and the sword.
Talk to the storekeeper about the Sword Master. He'll leave and head towards her house in
the fork.
Follow on behind him every step of the way.
Once you've successfully located the Sword Master, go towards the lights.
You'll be stopped by a Troll.
Give him the fish
Now go to the house (right on map screen) and knock on the door.
Being persistent and argumentative (and rich) will earn a lesson in sword fighting.
Afterwards, on the map screen, cross the path of any wandering pirate -
you'll instigate a sword fight. Soon you'll begin to pick up some insults,
along with the appropriate replies. Asking questions to which you don't
know the reply will speed up the learning process.
Get your iNsults Here!!
The defeated Sword Master will give you a shirt (proof of victory).
Now, go to the Citizen of Mêlée Island and buy a map from him.
Go to the fork. Use the maps dance steps as directions and you'll eventually reach an 'X'.
Use the shovel on the 'X'
you'll discover another shirt.
Pick up some yellow petals from the fork.
Go to the mansion.
Use yellow petals with hunk of meat.
Give the poisoned meat to the barking poodles.
Enter the mansion.
Open the door (left) and go inside
pick up gopher repellent.
Go to the prison and talk to the prisoner.
Go to the store and buy some breath mints.
Go back to the prison and ask the prisoner about a file.
Trade gopher repellent with his carrot cake.
Open carrot cake to find a file.
Go to mansion, and through gaping hole
Take idol and rise from the water.
Go to the Scumm Bar and collect all six mugs.
Go to kitchen and fill one mug with grog (from keg).
Head towards the prison.
On your way, the grog will gradually corrode the mug. Before it's destroyed,
transfer the grog into another mug.
Repeat this process until you reach the prison cells.
If you fail to complete this task successfully, go back to the Scumm Bar and try again.
Use mug of grog on prisoners cell lock
the prisoner is freed and agrees to join your
crew.
Go to Sword Master and ask her to join your crew for Monkey Island
Go to Voodoo Lady and pick up the rubber chicken on the table.
Go towards Hook Isle.
Use the rubber chicken on the cable. Enter the inn and talk to Meathook.
Ask him to join your crew.
Prove your bravery by volunteering to touch the 'beast'.
Meathook will now join your
crew.
Go to Stan's shipyard and pick out the cheapest ship.
Ask about credit.
Go to store and ask about credit notes.
As the shopkeeper unlocks his safe, watch how he opens the safe and
remember this.
After being turned down for a credit note, ask the shopkeeper to go over and
see the Sword Master again.
Use the correct combination on the safe and take the credit note.
Go to shipyard.
Pick out the cheapest ship again and ask about extras, but tell stan you
don't need them. Keep doing this until you can talk him down to about 3000 Pieces o' eight.
Go to the dock, where you'll meet
Stan, Otis, Carla, Meathook and your 'new' ship.